Overheard yesterday on the trip home from the dentist’s:
Child #1: If Garrison Keillor and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who do you think would win?
Child #2: Chuck Norris, I guess.
Child #1: Wrong! Garrison Keillor would win, because he’d tell jokes until Chuck Norris laughed so hard he fell down, then Garrison Keillor would kick him hard and run away.”
The moral is, “He who laughs last, wishes he hadn’t.” Or maybe, “Don’t worry that you never taught your kids survival skills. They have them anyway.”