Here are some funny one-liners I picked up from the Very Fun Club at Catholic Answers forums. Check out the “largest Catholic community on the web” at http://www.catholic.com/.
Why does the word monosyllabic have 5 syllables?
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
If a mime is arrested, do the police tell him he has the right to talk?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
If you take an Asian man and turn him around 3 times quickly, does he become dis-oriented?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
I’m having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I went into a general store and they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.