1. At this week’s Toastmasters meeting, I presented a speech called “How Not to Look Like an Old Lady.” I didn’t stumble, didn’t lose my place, and didn’t say “um” even once. And this is from the same person who hid in the bathroom so she wouldn’t have to give an oral book report in junior high reading class.
2. As of last Saturday, the score was Humans: 0; Pantry Pests: 3 bags of flour, 2 boxes of brown rice, and a package of oatmeal cookies. That was before I sprinkled the storeroom with pantry pest traps. The traps did their job, so now my kids won’t feel compelled to pick over the breakfast cereal before they add the milk.
3. I got my husband to read my blog! Just goes to show what frequent and unsolicited emails to DH can accomplish, when those emails have an attached URL signature.